Our first stop brings us to Costa Maya. Pikachu stepped off of the boat in awe of the beautiful blue water and loved the feeling of the sun beating down on his head (When he wasn't in the camera case...)
He stopped and took pictures with the fountain they had there in the center of the little shopping district.
He also climbed inside a cheetahs mouth, but was too afraid to take a picture with the live lion...chicken...
Then his favorite part of the cruise alcohol! He drank some local beer along with his friend HPV.
He had a few too many to drink at lunch.
Next he decided to relax out by the water and try to get a tan.
Now we hop on over to Belieze! Pikachu had a local mixed drink here.
Or rather 2...
Pikachu learned to share with his friend syphilis!
Now its time to relax by the pool!
After those drinks I don't know if it is a good idea to be sitting on a hammock...
Looks like hes still good... either that or he fell of quite a few times before I was able to snap this picture of him... He really doesn't know his alcohol limit
On the walk back to the bus to take us back to port he had to stop a couple times due to tripping on this bridge made of the trees that grow in the area...
Syphilis tried to warn Pikachu not to drink so much...
Pikachu can't sit up on his own without help... Waiting of the bus to go back to the ship.
Now in Roatan, Pikachu didn't take pictures with the monkeys and birds for fear of being pooped on and getting kidnapped by the monkeys. But he did enjoy he pictures I brought back. He just hung out in a tree with his good friend herpes.
Still hangin'
Pikachu wanted to try a local beer but there were just so many... so he tried them all...
Then a nice relaxing time on the beach while I went out and played in the ocean.
He fell asleep in the sun good thing he doesn't sunburn... we think...
We got back to port for some shopping and he managed to get another beer from a nice lady in a jewelry store... Herpes was trying to get him to drink water but Pikachu was having none of that.
He made it back on the boat safe after all those drinks, and made his way over to Cozumel where we learned to make our own Margaritas and salsa! Pikachu wasted no time in getting the margarita they handed us at the door.
Some liquid courage? Maybe its because they gave me a knife...
Now chlamydia is the drunk! Pikachu had to help him out of the cup...
Pikachu made his first margarita and it was yummy! More please!
We learned how to make guacamole! Of course Pikachu and I are wimps and we made nice non hot guacamole and salsa.
Pikachus favorite salsa, the dessert salsa! Probably because it has alcohol in it...
After all of that Pikachu realized he had STDs, he was just too drunk the entire cruise to notice so he tried to get rid of them with penicillin but it was too late he caught them all...
Whelp I hope you all were entertained with this lovely story of what Pikachu did on the cruise while I was off having fun. I'm pretty sure he is still sleeping of his hangover a month later... I dont think he spent a single moment of the cruise sober... oh well such is life!
Next week I should be back to normal with my regular photography posts since I have a convention this weekend and a possible shoot Monday that I am excited about! So until then :D
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